Talk:How To Tell If You're a Demigod/@comment-76.118.204.100-20140427175114/@comment-216.80.115.36-20140427183747

i was walkin down the street when i saw this cute scrappy little stray so i went over to it and it just stood their barking at me as it started barking it got bigger the hair got messier the teeth and nails got longer and i literally wet my pants so i did the normal thing i ran the **** out of their so then it started chasing me and i thought if i was gonna die i didnt wanna die being hunted so i threw the closest thing to me which was a medium sized rock and threw it at the "dog" and kept throwing rocks until a bunch of it got in his mouth and his mouth was stufed so i just ran home